Bitches don’t know about my tasty piss
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Bitches don’t know about my tasty piss
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hausofcorrie asked: You can get Witch Hazel anywhere, it's super common. I wanna say it comes from a plant? I'm not sure. But you can use any kind of moisturizer, as long as it's non-scented.
I will follow the path of the Jedi faithfully.
hausofcorrie asked: Lol, she lied to me about being part black! However, I do have a white girl ghetto booty. For your skin, you should get this stuff called witch hazel. Less than $3 at Wal Mart. It pulls all the dirt from deep in your pores to the surface. You'll break out at first, but after the break out is gone your skin is super duper clear. If it's texture you're worried about, you should try moisturizing it. I feel silly giving a guy beauty advice lol, but my fiance has recently started doing it and his skin has had a significant improvement. He has very large pores, and you can barely see them now. It works wonders, I'm telling ya! lol
Lol oh god I need dermal advice so bad, witch hazel? I’m not putting black magic on my face! And I despise Wal Mart… But I’ll try it out, I’ll try anything at this point. I’m worried i’ll end up with a big ol’ swollen grapefruit nose :’(
hausofcorrie asked: Lol! I've never met a bad kind of mixed person! I have met some questionable Hispanic and full black people, but I've also met terrible whites and asians, so I don't even think it matters. Mixed people have beautiful skin, though. Jelly.
I hate my skin. Not the tone, just how unhealthy it looks. I haven’t lived the most healthy lifestyle growing up. You know, partying, many drugs, little sleep, greasy food, now I’m 21 and I have scales under my eyes, my skin breaks out frequently and gets really dry sometimes. Which looks weird as I have a young looking face, doesn’t mesh well with my hag skin. I do have those grace days where my skin is perfect and smooth. I sound like a little girl complaining about my skin lol… If you want to lurk my face, I think my facebook link is on my blog.
1/1,000,000,000 black? Baby got back! I assume lol.
hausofcorrie asked: Lol! That's terrible (about the looting part, not you being 1/2 black part lol). My mom told me once I was 1/1,000,000,000 black and I believed her. It was actually only a few years ago she did that.
Hahah, I’m 1/1,000,000,000 Saiyan. I know this as one day I found a blonde strand of hair, I have the potential to ascend to a super saiyan!
I’m the good mixed though, light skin, soft curly hair and I can grow a black man’s afro if I want to. Feels good man :’D
hausofcorrie asked: I think you're right. I'm pretty sure I've seen black folk around here wearing Marvel stuff. Especially the Hulk.
Yeah they love the Hulk. I guess cause he most closely resembles them, you know with all the mindless violence and looting. Har har har I kid. Not really. I’m half black btw.
hausofcorrie asked: Black people love Marvel? Why? Are we just talking the movies or are they comic book people, too?
Well, my childhood black friend was obsessed with everything Marvel. Comics, movies, games, anything with Marvel stamped on it pretty much. He dressed up as Nightcrawler for Halloween… Needless to say many black jokes manifested that night hahaha.
I haven’t met a black guy nearly as obsessed with Marvel since, Guess there’s just one in this universe.